Did The Onion Start Making Direct to DVD Movies?

Kinja'd!!! "PS9" (PS9)
07/03/2019 at 17:20 • Filed to: Shitpost

Kinja'd!!!1 Kinja'd!!! 20
Kinja'd!!!

DISCUSSION (20)


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > PS9
07/03/2019 at 17:31

Kinja'd!!!1

the trump prophecy?

you mean beans beans

they’re good for your heart

the more you eat

the more you.....


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > PS9
07/03/2019 at 17:34

Kinja'd!!!0

“ Based on a true story”

Riiiiggghhht


Kinja'd!!! jimz > PS9
07/03/2019 at 17:34

Kinja'd!!!19

No. Evangelicals really are that stupid.

I mean, Donald Trump is practically the embodiment of all seven cardinal sins, and yet they flock to him.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/03/2019 at 17:35

Kinja'd!!!5

Well someone was definitely based when they wrote this... 


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > PS9
07/03/2019 at 17:39

Kinja'd!!!0

you MUST go read the imdb user reviews. it’s pretty evenly split between 1/10 stars “this is crap” and 10/10 “this is a an encouraging true story!!!!”


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > jimz
07/03/2019 at 17:40

Kinja'd!!!7

You shut your blasphemous mouth! Here’s irrefutable proof that Jesus loves our savior Donald straight from my copy of the illustrated bible I picked up at his last rally:

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!!

P.S. Please like Army Of Jesus page on Facebook.We n eed more supporters!


Kinja'd!!! My X-type is too a real Jaguar > PS9
07/03/2019 at 17:43

Kinja'd!!!0

Kinja'd!!!

I saw this in an antique store. I’d put it on the same level. 


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > PS9
07/03/2019 at 17:45

Kinja'd!!!0

Personally, I like his later work more

Kinja'd!!!

Kinja'd!!!


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > PS9
07/03/2019 at 18:13

Kinja'd!!!0

On the back cover is says: “ The Trump Prophecy: Bringing the white back to christianity”


Kinja'd!!! Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > PS9
07/03/2019 at 18:14

Kinja'd!!!0

Kinja'd!!!


Kinja'd!!! gettingoldercarguy > jimz
07/03/2019 at 18:25

Kinja'd!!!1

I hope they spend their thirty pieces of silver wisely


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > PS9
07/03/2019 at 18:32

Kinja'd!!!5

From renowned liberal Barry Goldwater:

“ Mark my word, if and when these preachers get control of the [Republican] party, and they’re sure trying to do so, it’s going to be a terrible damn problem. Frankly, these people frighten me. Politics and governing demand compromise. But these Christians believe they are acting in the name of God, so they can’t and won’t compromise. I know, I’ve tried to deal with them.”

God help us.


Kinja'd!!! Nixon's Back > PS9
07/03/2019 at 19:00

Kinja'd!!!1

This type of stuff is just the tip of the iceberg for religious film craziness. Also see Hillary Clinton's America.


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > PS9
07/03/2019 at 19:21

Kinja'd!!!0

If I had a film company I would pump these things out all day. But he’s buy out entire theaters. Someone was on the JRE and they were saying g how some of these have  the highest profiting any movie genre.


Kinja'd!!! MrDakka > DipodomysDeserti
07/03/2019 at 19:56

Kinja'd!!!1

Deus vult, profligate. This was all foretold by the prophecy


Kinja'd!!! coqui70 > PS9
07/03/2019 at 21:03

Kinja'd!!!1

DAFUQ!!!! Then again they know their audience ... I just would like for it to be ok to be a smart and reasonable person and run for public office again.


Kinja'd!!! Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition > Nixon's Back
07/03/2019 at 21:10

Kinja'd!!!0

I am currently watching his review of “Amerigedon”.


Kinja'd!!! Nixon's Back > Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition
07/03/2019 at 22:05

Kinja'd!!!0

I almost expected it to be another Lionsgate entry. Holy shit it’s Bob Revere! I noticed him on Babylon 5 recently.


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > PS9
07/03/2019 at 23:19

Kinja'd!!!1

BEST.UNINTENTIONAL.POOP.EMOJI.EVER.

Kinja'd!!!


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
07/04/2019 at 05:03

Kinja'd!!!0

WTF??????